Respect Or Ticket

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This morning, I was pulled over by a cop, who said he had caught me driving at 51 mph in a 35 mph zone. Trying to get out of a ticket, I replied that there was another car driving right next to me, implying “why did you pick me?” To that, he said, “That was when you picked up speed. The other car saw me.” As I was making an excuse in my last-ditch attempt to avoid a ticket by saying, “I was trying to ‘get around’ that car,” I recalled my last speeding ticket received on Thanksgiving Eve of 2010. That previous cop, after pulling me over, quipped, “Didn’t you see me? I was driving right next to you. Everyone else saw me. At least show some respect!” As I understand, people speak their minds when they are joking. So I assured him sincerely, “I’m not crazy, officer. I honestly didn’t see you.” Of course, not seeing him was no excuse for not respecting him from his standpoint (or in his logic).

Call me crazy, but these two back-to-back (though with some time apart) speeding tickets leave me suspecting that I have had to pay fines and waste hours and hours that I don’t have on traffic school not because I broke a traffic regulation, but because the cops felt I didn’t respect them. While there were potentially hundreds of homicides, rapes, assults, robberies, burglaries going on in Chicago at those very moments, these two brave men in uniform were driving around ambushing unsuspecting speeding but safe motorists who paid their salaries and pensions. I guess that’s human nature: If I were a talentless loser in a position of power after receiving a mere six months of training, my fragile ego would demand some respect from some random people whom I suspect could look down their noses at me.

The validity of speed limit laws aside, I actually think I, and many others, have been punished for not paying enough attention to police cars while driving. I thus suggest adding to the traffic school material the advice of watching for patrolling and parked police cars. It may well be the single most useful lesson in the entire five hours of online brain-numbing gibberish.

Drive safe, my friends!

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  1. Eric (Shepherd) Mao

    A thoughtful poster on the WSJ Libertarian forum who prefers not to have his comments reposted elsewhere said my driving endangered his kids and thus I deserved the ticket and there are statistics supporting that. To that I replied:

    Rob,

    I’m not a perfect driver. So whether or not I got a ticket, there is room for improvement in my driving. Why shouldn’t I get the ticket? The answer may come from two levels: (1) The safety effect of speed limits is questionable; there are experts on both sides. (2) The city is out to get you for money. The speed limit in that short section outside the airport varies from 35 to 45 to 55. (I was caught driving 51 in the 35 zone.) That is quite an exception on a highway where speed limit is mostly 55. Speaking of greed…

    After I received my ticket, I immediately noticed the same cop speeding to catch up to the next prey to pull them over. That was one too many speeders on the road if you are for speed limits. Furthermore, a cop has to drive faster than a speeder in order to catch them, so I think this practice poses higher danger to you and your kids than a mere imperfect driver like yours truly.

  2. Warren Dew

    The statistics indicate that while there are some valid predictors of accident risk, speeding tickets are generally not among them.

    Arguably, paying attention to police cars and speed limits detracts from the amount of attention one can pay to traffic and pedestrians

  3. Alvin Sylvain

    “Safe”?

    You mean, as in, “The collection of revenues for the municipality in such a manner that tends not incur the wrath of voters”?

    Then, yah, we’re all perfectly “safe.”

    Lets face facts. Traffic enforcement stopped being about traffic safety decades ago. And with cities and states and countries all going into Bankruptcy, it’s only gotten worse in recent years. And it’s only going to get still worse before it gets better.

    It wouldn’t have mattered one way or another whether or not you “respected” the cop. Maybe he picked you because the other guy slowed down, maybe he didn’t. It hardly matters, YOU got PICKED. And if he hadn’t picked you, and if he hadn’t picked the other guy, he would have picked somebody else inside of five minutes.

    No matter what, that’s a couple hundred bucks the city doesn’t need to ask voters for.

  4. Warren Dew

    I don’t think it’s about respecting the policeman. It might be about respecting the law, but the police realize that most speed limits are broken as often as they are obeyed. It is most likely about the pressure put on the police to write revenue generating tickets.

    This reminds me of a story. When I discussed this with my father some time ago, he was naive and refused to believe that police were given quotas of speeding tickets to meet for revenue generation. So once when we were talking to my cousin, who was a policewoman, he asked her if she had to meet such quotas.

    “No,” she answered, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

    Then she said, “that’s one of the advantages of being a motorcycle cop instead of a regular cop.”

  5. Jose Calabro

    Eric, the bottom line is simple. Objectively speaking, you broke the law. What bothers you is the added subjective component brought into the equation by the statement of the cop that stopped you. He is only a human after all, and a human with a terrible job at that, someone who puts his life in danger at every stop he makes. He probably felt slighted and belittled by what he perceived as a lack of respect that I am sure you didn’t mean to show in the first place. Other cops might not have stated their feelings and personal offense so openly, but who is to say that they don’t feel exactly the same way or are even more adamant about an equivalent situation ? By the way – you NEVER ask a cop why he picked you up out of a pack of other violators. Judges hate that too – I tried it myself and learned the hard way in my youth. What are they supposed to do anyhow ? Let YOU go because he couldn’t stop all the lawbreakers ? You just happened to be the one zebra that got picked by the lion from a whole herd that day. The herd got away unscathed, that’s all that matters :) .

    As for the revenues generated it is clearly a disgusting incentive. Many localities plan their budgets and construction projects based on future ticket quotas. There was an argument in my city about those automatic traffic cameras. It turns out that their placement was not chosen at the intersections which were known by AAA and other sources to be the most lethal and dangerous with respect to serious collisions in the first place. They were placed at those where inconspicuous signs forbidding one to make a turn on red – an exception where I live since such a thing is generally allowed – thereby maximizing the number of drivers busted. Furthermore, the camera manufacturer was getting one third cut out of every ticket – so much for letting a profit incentive enter law enforcement. It turns out that they had “inadvertently” programmed their sensors to shorten the interval of time one was allowed to be in the intersection on yellow from the X seconds allowed by law to X-1 seconds. An “innocent” mistake, for sure, but one that netted them and the city and extra few tens of millions per year. That was a clear instance of enforcing a law AND maximizing revenue while not necessarily serving the public good/safety. Given a choice between a robotic cop and a human one, I’d pick the human one anytime.

  6. Bill Gradwohl

    Speeding is a victimless crime. If you want to criminalize something, make damaging person or property the crime.

    But wait – it’s already a crime to damage person or property! So what’s the point of making speeding a crime? Obviously it’s the money. Anyone that says otherwise is lying.

    And if you’re going to come back with that its a preventative to damaging people and property, that falls under prior restraint and can’t be done to soverign citizens.

    The legal system is as corrupt as sin. It allows for the state to invent crimes to extract a ransom from otherwise innocent citizens.

  7. Benjamin Quinones

    Driving is a full time job. So be aware of all the road signs, drive carefully, but most important, drive defensively and Iam sure it will avoid having a police car on your tail. Oh yes!, I collected a few tickets in my time.

    • Eric (Shepherd) Mao

      Thanks, Benjamin!

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